What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
13.06.2025 02:11
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
How did my ex move on very fast?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why do I want to give up on men?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?